It's in my purse.It's in my purse." "Okay, so empty your purse - let's see what else got 'uncomfortable." "YOU CAN'T LOOK IN MY PURSE - THAT'S PRIVATE!" "Hmmm, sounds like there's something in there you don't want me to find. Dump the purse on the table." "But Daddy..." "DUMP IT! That's better. Now, let's see. Bra. Tampon? It's not nearly time for your period - what's this doing in here? What else? And a whole tube of KY jelly! And what is THAT in here for?" "Uh....uh, just in case?" "JUst in case WHAT?" "Uh, just in case... well, you know." "Okay, daughter - strip. It's high time to find out JUST what you've been up to. Raise your skirt, drop your panties, lay back on the table, and spread your legs." "Daddy, what are you going to do - and here in the living room!?" "I'm going to examine your privates to see if you've been screwing around. Now raise your skirt or I'll do it." "Daddy!" "I said raise your skirt - like this! What's this? Your panties have a big wet spot all over the crotch - and judging from the odor, you didn't pee your pants!" "Daddy, we just did some heavy petting - THAT'S ALL!" "So! He had his hand up your skirt! Did he rub your pussy thru your panties or did you let him slide his hand inside your undies and touch the real thing?" "I didn't let him touch me 'down there'. He just massaged my breasts!" "So take off your blouse. |