It'll be fun.It'll be fun." "Do you see the number I'm calling from on your screen?" "Yeah." "Remember that number. If anyone complains, give me a call, and I'll straighten everything out. Any other objections to playing the game?" "No." "Well, go to it then. You can connect me to Lori now. Tell her it's an emergency. Oh, before I forget, let's keep this little conversation to ourselves. Never let anyone else know about it. Okay, Kathy?" "Okay." "Goodbye then, dear." "Goodbye." =========================================================================== "Hello. How may I help you?" "Well Lori, you should not hang up, you should answer all my questions honestly, and you shouldn't act like anything strange is going on. Do you understand all that?" "Uh, yeah, I understand. Who is this?" "Never mind that, Lori. Just answer my questions. Now, what are your measurements?" "I'm 34, 26, 34. Did you want my shoe size also?" "No, don't bother. I'm sure you have very pretty feet. How tall are you, Lori?" "I'm 5'6." "Very nice. And how much do you weigh?" "120 pounds." "And how old are you, Lori?" "I'm 26." "A very good age. What are you wearing today, Lori?" "I'm wearing a flannel shirt and jeans. They let us dress pretty casually while answering the phones." "Well, we can fix up your clothing later. Are you wearing a bra?" "Of course." "What's your cup size, Lori?" "34 C. |