But first, let's have a little chat.But first, let's have a little chat. Okay, Kathy?" "Yeah." "For starters, what do you think of Lori?" "I think she's a stuck-up bitch." "You shouldn't judge people so harshly, Kathy. You might find by tomorrow that she's a whole different person. Are you married, Kathy?" "Yeah." "How often do you have sex with your husband?" "About once every two weeks." "Who wants sex more, you or him?" "He does." "Why don't you sleep with him more often, Kathy?" "Well, frankly, he's a bit of a slob." "No one's perfect, Kathy. Why don't you give him an extra special fuck for me tonight? Would you do that?" "I guess so." "Do your best. And one more thing. How about if I give you a little game to play? Do you like games, Kathy?" "Sometimes." "Well, the game goes like this. When talking to your next five male customers, pretend that you're a 900 number. Talk to them as sexy as you can and try to make them come over the phone. Would you enjoy that?" "It could get me in trouble. "No, it won't. It'll be fun." "Yeah, you're right. |