A while ago I seem to remember someone proudly saying in a story that they used all three orifices.A while ago I seem to remember someone proudly saying in a story that they used all three orifices. It is probably a flaw in my character that I find an element of challenge in certain types of statement. Happy Birthday darling. Did you enjoy the meal? Yes, that's right - now it is time for that surprise photograph I promised you. How can it be a surprise if you know it is going to happen? It will be, I assure you, but first you must be made up. Come and squat down over here with your back against this pole. Hmm, it _does_ look like a giant penis doesn't it? There, put your arms back and let me handcuff them on the other side of it. |