A bunch of us wrote the following after reading a joke recently received re: "Looking for a girl friend.A bunch of us wrote the following after reading a joke recently received re: "Looking for a girl friend." We thought that there should be a sequal to this entitled: "Looking for a boy friend." I must confess that I am on a number of listservers and may have missed a joke re: "Looking for a boy friend", but I can't recall seeing one. Could you please consider this for nutworks. *** Looking for a boy-friend *** Following are some of the requirements. * Make and Model : Human/Male * Year : 1950 - 1958 * Mileage : Low mileage * Engine : Eight Cylinder (V-1 position) EFI** Manual overdrive Cam shaft in excellent condition Well lubed Triple exhaust (all three functional) Very low noise Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.) A lot of horse power (must feel it) Repeating pistons Built in fuel injection No exhaust fumes or smoke * Transmission : Manual * Stick Shift : 5 on the floor; Fun in 1st, sensual in 2nd, titillating in 3rd, fabulous in 4th, and fucking good in 5th. |