A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF A DIGITATED, MAMMALIAN BIPED ELEMENT : Male Human CHEMICAL SYMBOL : MA DISCOVERER : Eve ATOMIC WEIGHT : Accepted as 165 but is known to vary from 120 to 250 lbs (mutations have been known to exceed 800 lbs.A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF A DIGITATED, MAMMALIAN BIPED ELEMENT : Male Human CHEMICAL SYMBOL : MA DISCOVERER : Eve ATOMIC WEIGHT : Accepted as 165 but is known to vary from 120 to 250 lbs (mutations have been known to exceed 800 lbs.) OCCURRENCE : Quantities in all urban areas APPROVED FORMULA : 15.5:32:40 USES : I) Useful when accompanying element WO, especially in sports cars II) Most powerful agent for allowing money to run through fingers III) Can be a great aid to relaxation or a continuous source of frustration PHYSICAL PROP. : I) Surfaces hairy, sometimes bristly II) Boils at inappropriate times and freezes during highly competitive sporting activity III) Melts if given the proper treatment IV) Bitter if used incorrectly V) Found in various states, especially Alaska VI) Non-magnetic, some bordering on superconductivity VII) Yields to pressure applied by opposite elements VIII) In its natural state it varies considerably, but the shape is often artificially changed to conform to that of a perfect specimen. |