........Several years ago when I used to do a lot of travel for business I was down on Long Island ,by myself,on a wednesday nite. I was totally bored with my hotel room , had already had dinner and decided to have a drink in the hotel bar before bedtime. I strolled in to find the bartender ,an old grouch , watching sports on the TV, he begrudgingly made me a drink and went back to the TV. Three drinks later, about nineish, I was about to leave , when a blonde, about 5'7", strolled in! I thought I'd slipped into a dream, but she sat down, slipped her light jacket onto her barstool to show me she had a nice body under there and ordered a drink. The bartender paid about as much attention to her as he did to me and she looked me over pretty good before going to the jukebox to play some music. I was wide awake as she walked d across the floor , because she displayed moves like a well built sports car. The first two numbers were fast 60's rock and roll , then a bluesy slow song , she turned to me and walked over to my spot at the bar and said , care to dance ?" I wasn't really sure if I could at this point ,since I was afraid that if I moved I'd soil my pants. |