Two is 'company' ".Two is 'company' "...And four is just COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our parties are usually nothing to be laughed at and this one turned out to be no exception. We didn't have as many people as we expected but we did get the 'core' group of people together so we had a quality party rather than a quantity party. On the whole, it was a WONDERFUL occasion. Steve, as usual, brought a gorgeous woman along to introduce to the crowd. Shelly was incredibly cute. A little short, 5'4" or so, and a little heavy, but, for some reason I was immediately attracted to her. I walked over to Steve and whispered in his ear "Who's the babe?" "Oh, don't know you Shelly?" he said with mock surprise. "Shelly, this is kurt, kurt this is Shelly" "Hi, I'm Kurt, nice to meet you." "We usually call him 'Speedy'" "Hey, buddy, I don't need any more of your shit tonight." "Well its true" he said with a grin. "Yeah, well..." It wasn't worth trying to salvage a good first impression with him around. I decided I would try a little later. "Im Shelly...We met before a couple months ago in Chicago", she said, offering me her hand. A woman as physically pleasing as this I would have remembered...and I know I wasn't THAT drunk. "I was with Steve and you were with...what was here name?" she said to Steve. "Who, his squeeze toy...that was Karen" "Steve, give me a break...its been a long day and I cannot defend myself again this barrage" "Ok, Ill give you a little breathing room." "Nice to meet you, Shelly, I think Im going to wander about the party and see if everyone is having a good time" "Ok, nice meeting you again" They turned back to their conversation and I slipped away through the crowd with my tail neatly tucked between my legs. |