I want my kidneys back.I want my kidneys back." "At least you kept your balls." "Never lost them. Thanks," he said, with earnest. "For what?" I asked, confused. "For those cremaster muscles. Between them and the jumpsuit, my... malehood came through unscathed. Almost." "Almost?" "Shrapnel caught me. Taking it out, they pretty much had to circumsize me. Looks terrible." "Awww..." He brightened. "Rhys said he could give me poly-r for it after everything else, but not until. |