I apologized to Donna for being responsible for her having to stay late, to which she replied "Oh, don't apologize, I don't get the chance to "play doctor" often, and after all, you are my favorite patient.I apologized to Donna for being responsible for her having to stay late, to which she replied "Oh, don't apologize, I don't get the chance to "play doctor" often, and after all, you are my favorite patient...and besides, Frank is out of town and I don't have anything to do the rest of the evening anyway." "Well, Doctor," I replied with a smile, "are you sure you don't need another specimen from your favorite patient?...seems like you ask for one every time I come". "Come to think of it," she smiled, "why don't you give me one, just in case you have gotten some kind of infection or something?" I chuckled as I took the cup and went to the bathroom to comply with my new "doctor's" wishes. When I returned to the examining room I handed the cup to Donna and with a sly smile said, "Well, it does look a bit like Mountain Dew, doesn't it?" "Ummmmm, now that you mention it, it does! Now, I wouldn't put it past you to try to trick me by giving me a cup of Mountain Dew instead of what I asked you for. Maybe I'd better check this and see, just in case!" With that she lifted the cup to her face and swirling the yellow liquid around like brandy sniffed the aroma. "It doesn't smell like Mountain Dew....but the the only way to be sure is ...." and with that she placed the cup to her lips and took a small sip. |