To my Dear Husband, I think you have gotten things a little confused, here are the real reasons you did not get more than you did! 1.To my Dear Husband, I think you have gotten things a little confused, here are the real reasons you did not get more than you did! 1. Came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat ...... 5 times 2. Did not come home at all ....................... 36 times 3. Did not come ................................... 21 times 4. Came too soon .................................. 33 times 5. Went soft before you got in .................... 19 times 6. Toes in a cramp ................................ 10 times 7. Working too late ............................... 38 times 8. Have to get up early to play golf .............. 29 times 9. In a fight and someone kicked you in the balls . 2 times 10. Caught in your zipper ...... |