The entire middle of the vast room was a polished wooden dance floor.The entire middle of the vast room was a polished wooden dance floor. My eyes had not yet adjusted to the light, so I couldn't really see who was who (as if I'd know, anyway). Jake, suspiciously being the perfect gentleman, pulled out my chair and I, surprisingly, glided very gracefully into it, again demurely crossing my ankles. I had to cock my legs to one side because of the heels. Looking down, I noticed how elegant and almost flirtatious this looked. My legs, now long and smooth, assumed an unnatural (for me) shapeliness because of the heels. My silky hose almost made them gleam. I felt a faint stirring in my crotch. Oh no! Not now. At least I could wait until I get a little bit acclimated. No dice. I turned myself on! Here's the picture. I'm perched upon a chair, looking like some middle-aged siren on the make in the middle of a gay bar. There are at least 150-200 people here, who I presume are all Gay, and with my luck, on the make. I never planned to come here, I really don't believe I am here, dressed like this. I am very uncomfortable and embarrassed. And THIS is the time I choose to get a hard-on? I realize that Jake is asking me something. I smile nervously and ask him to repeat it. "Scotch ok?", he had asked. I told him ok, but make it a light one. I thought I would need my wits about me before the night was over. Besides, Jake had laid out a bustier which certainly reduce my waist and given me a more girlish figure. But it was hard to breathe at times and I'm sure it would put pressure on the bladder. That was a scene I didn't want to think of yet. I glanced at the waitress and almost collapsed. I instantly could tell that this was a guy, about my age. He/she was dressed in a low cut black, satiny cocktail waitress uniform. It was complete with starchy petticoats which made a SWISH as he made any move. Perched on his head was a very realistic wig (I guess). It was blonde and fell to his shoulders. His makeup was very much overstated; almost whorish. |