5.5. I will attend all Club meetings without fail, unless excused by the president until another new member has joined. After that, I may miss up to 50% of the meetings at my own discretion. Missing a larger number is grounds for expulsion from the Club. 6. I will, within one year, acquire and train a male animal for intercourse with women. Upon completion of his training I will loan him to every woman in the club for her evaluation of my training. I will then take their evaluations and further train him in the areas found deficient. Only after fully training him to their satisfaction will I be deemed a full member of the Club. __________________________________________ Signed & Dated Well, I had to think about this for a bit - all of two seconds!! Just as I pick up the pen, John says, "Susan, its your choice. Be sure!" I look at him with a big smile, nod, and sign my name. |