Well, what do you have in mind for this pig?" Sheila hesitated.Well, what do you have in mind for this pig?" Sheila hesitated. Apparently she hadn't thought that far ahead. But the salesgirl jumped right in. "Let's bleach his hair peroxide blonde and perm it with lots of waves. Then we can cut it into a sissyish half-boy and half-girls sort of a ducktail." Mrs. Jenkins smiled. "I've got it. You don't want him to look like a girl. You want a very effeminate boy." Sheila and her accomplice looked at each other for a moment and together exclaimed, "Exactly!" Hours later, I stood waiting for my next command. |