That was dumb of me.That was dumb of me. Obviously a good slave would have shut up when told to do so. He told me he was going to punish me for mouthing off, and he did. I think he did this to make me WANT Column One to be over. The List Column One Item 20 He locked the ball gag on me and led me into the bedroom where he told me to sit in a half-lotus position. We took a yoga course togeth- er (one night a week for nine months) and we are both pretty limber, although not as limber as the teacher. She was incredibly flexible but a little too much into eastern mysticism for our taste. It's hard to find a yoga teacher that doesn't debase the discipline by mixing it with some mystical cosmic theory involving universal truth, beauty, peace, harmony, virtue, and vegetarianism. Yoga could be defined as exercise corrupted by morality. That's not why we quit, though. We enjoyed it despite the incense and ceremony. Maybe I'm too midwestern. I hate to keep blaming everything on my upbringing. Maybe this time it was good old-fashioned narrow-mindedness. But just because I'm narrow- minded doesn't mean the mysticism wasn't bullshit. |