" "Did you read Bob's last post to the party topic?" Sally asked Louanne." "Did you read Bob's last post to the party topic?" Sally asked Louanne. "Didn't it say something about the party being the last chance to seduce him before he graduated?" she replied. "That's the one!" Sally laughed. "Wouldn't it be funny if someone finally called his bluff?" "What do you mean? All of the women at the party surround him, carry him off to the bedroom, and gang bang him or something?" "Well, that'd hardly be the proper way to take his cherry - he'd be warped for life," Louanne said. "What, then? Find a volunteer to try to seduce him?" Sally asked. She then batted her eyes in imitation of a semi-reluctant virgin, and added, "'Oh! Be gentle! It's my first time!' and all that? Ha!! He'd faint dead away if anyone laid a hand on him!" she snorted. "I bet he wouldn't!" "Too bad there isn't a way to settle our difference of opinion." Lou thought for a moment, and said, "Come to think of it, I _do_ have the highest score in the conference on the Purity Test... Who better to initiate a young man, hmmmmm? But if I were to do the hard part, so to speak, it's only fair that you have some stake in it, too..." Not believing her ears, Sally said "Oh yeah. Right. Like what?" "The place. Lend me your keys to the library." "Are you out of your mind??!?!?" Sally squeaked. "You're the one who's so sure he'd back down, so what's the risk, hmmm?" She grinned devilishly. "Besides, can you think of a more appropriate place to seduce an intellectual-type? Say in that little study area with the couches over in the literature section?" Louanne was really warming to the subject now. "Lou...." "Either way, I'll return your keys with a full, written report!" Louanne leered. ...Sally ripped opened the manila envelope. Inside were the library keys ("Thank god!" she thought) and the report. She settled into the loveseat and began to read. Final Report: Operation Seduction. I was very careful not to spook the subject on the way to the party, and you'll have to agree that my behavior was exemplary during the event - exemplary for _me_ anyway. I decided to make my move on the way back to campus. |