It sounded smutty to Kurt and he didn't like it.It sounded smutty to Kurt and he didn't like it. After all there were the other parents to consider. Marvin Schidink was hosting a slumber party for his neighborhood playmates Eddie and Victor, and their parents had given permission. Kurt didn't want any repercussions. He rapped on Marvin's door. "What're you guys doing in there?" The sniggles stopped. "Nothing, Dad." "May I come in?" Victor hurriedly tossed the pink rubber dildo-dick he'd stolen from the magazine store under the bed. Just in time. [Whew] The door opened. Kurt looked into the room. The three boys, Marvin 12, Victor 15, and Eddie just 13 were all sitting bolt upright under the covers of Marvin's bed. There were comics spread all over the bed. Innocent enough, Kurt decided. "Now you boys, keep it down in here." "Yes sir." "...and don't do anything smutty, you understand. Tomorrow isn't a schoolday so you can keep the lights on until 12:00, but then you've got to hit the hay, understand?" "Yes sir." Kurt closed the door a proceeded up the stairs to Kurt Jr.'s room. He knocked once. "Kurt Jr...?" [Oh FUCK!] Kurt Jr. grabbed for the remote control and pushed OFF just as the words, "SCAT LOVER TAPE #3" bloomed onto the screen. "What is it, Dad?" "Do you have any Preparation H, Son? Your mom and I are out." "Just a second, Dad, I think I do, I'll check. |