Vaseline was a stock item in the medicine cabinet, so I was all set for our next party.Vaseline was a stock item in the medicine cabinet, so I was all set for our next party. Which was NOW! We were gonna have plenty of action, both front and rear, I knew. "Got a little surprise for you" I announced after we'd had some more wine. She looked at me, brows raised in anticipation. "Just stay right here, Sluggy; I'll be back in a minute or two." I went back to my bedroom and got out the rubber weenie. Then I went in the kitchen and got two carrots out of the fridge, one almost 2 inches thick and the other maybe an inch and a quarter. I cut the thicker one to about 9 inches length and the other to about 7 and a half, peeled them and rounded off the tips. Neither had much taper; the small ends were about three quarters of an inch thick. Perfect size, I thought, as I put them in hot water in the sink. They'd be ready in five minutes or so I knew, nice and warm and smooth. |