Joy began licking up and down my shaft and she commented on how wide I was.Joy began licking up and down my shaft and she commented on how wide I was. [I had trouble fitting into elevators] (I am average length [for a gerbil], but I'm quite wide.) After she had given my [shrivelled] penis a bath with her tounge, she took it [her tongue] into her mouth, and began ducking her head up and down as she sucked and twisted [and shouted]. She definately knew [how to do the twist!] what she was doing, and my mind was completely [empty] blown. I was getting my first blow-job! Man did it feel good [Did I mention I like grannies?]. Just when I thought I couldn't [get any more unlikely] take anymore, she stopped. "Please?!?" I groaned [in my dead vampire voice], begging her to continue. She smiled and [killed] kissed me again. "So what do you think?" she asked, "Are you ready to [die] make love?" Boy was I. Being the [vampire] gentleman that I am, I insisted that I stay the night, and be [gone] there in the morning. She told me she had hoped I would [teach her about the night], that she wanted nothing more than to wake up [dead] with me [rotting] by her side and to [strangle] make love to me as dawn peeked [her] its way through the window [I forgot to mention I'm also into voyeurism]. But I couldn't. I had to be home [before sunrise], or [I would turn to dust, and] my folks would have a fit. I promised I would be back tomorrow [night], and that I would stay the whole weekend if she'd have me [as her pet]. From the look in her eye, I knew that wasn't a problem. After about an hour of [racking our brains for more unlikely activities] more hugging and kissing, and getting each other [asphyxiated] aroused to the point of [unconsciousness] orgasm (but never quite [dead] there), we left each other blue balled [yes, a woman can be blue balled, apparently] as I went home [back to my coffin]. |