It's up to us to sort 'em out.It's up to us to sort 'em out. Their tastes are simple: they like either slinky black or virgin- al white--but virginal white with no underwear, at least metaphorical- ly. You see, the most important part is that the poor dear has to KNOW it's just for him and him alone. Their little egos need that most of all. And their capacity for believing that is infinite. Even better: they like to believe that most men would overlook you because you are shy and that they alone were discerning enough to have "discovered" you. The poor dears are so pathetically eager to believe this that once they have got the idea in their heads, no amount of evidence to the contrary will dislodge it. You're going to think I'm a cynic. I'm not. I love men. They're easily the best aphrodisiac. And just because they're easy to under- stand (some parts) doesn't mean you can't love 'em. We might be initially attracted to them for all kinds of complex reasons: because they are good looking, because they are powerful, because they are mysterious, smart, talented, whatever. |