Now the Bishop was nobody's fool He'd been to a good public school So he lifted their britches and buggered those bitches With his eight-inch episcopal tool.Now the Bishop was nobody's fool He'd been to a good public school So he lifted their britches and buggered those bitches With his eight-inch episcopal tool. A young woman in the first pew Remarked as the bishop withdrew The Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And longer and stronger than you! There once was a rabbi from Keith, Who circumcised men with his teeth, Not for his leisure, Nor sexual pleasure, But for the cheese underneath. There once was a lady from Wheeling, Who professed to lack sexual feeling. Then a cynic named Boris, Simply touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling. There once was a man from Franzini, Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Not being uncouth, He added vermouth, And slipped his date a martini. THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM KENTUCKET WHOSE DICK WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT SAID HE WITH A GRIN WIPING SPUNK OFF HIS CHIN IF MY EAR WAS A CUNT I COULD F U C K I T ! There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn. Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking,"Hey, Pop, is it in?" I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! There was a young sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul You're in the wrong hole There`s plenty of room in the right one." A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her. Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I've had him myself down in Leicester. |