There was a young man named Laplace Whose balls were made out of spun glass.There was a young man named Laplace Whose balls were made out of spun glass. When they banged together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass. There was a young girl from Samoa Who pledged that no man would know her. One young fellow tried, But she wriggled aside, And he spilled all his spermatozoa. On the breasts of a harlot from Yale Was tatooed the price of her tail And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille. A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill. There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?" An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son. A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.. Oh pity the prince, Montezuma He tried to make love to a puma. Seems the puma, in play, Tore his testes away - - An example of animal huma. A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The goddam thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame. A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree." But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee. There once was a man named Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. And so, to save trouble, He put it in double; Instead of coming, he went. >Have you heard of those trollops of Birmingham >And the scandal that's currently concerning'em? > How they lift the frock > And tickle the cock >Of the bishop while he was confirming 'em? > This is only one verse of three..allow me to elaborate: There were three young ladies of Birmingham And this is the scandal concerning 'em They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. |