'' Said she, ``I've just douched with Lavoris.'' Said she, ``I've just douched with Lavoris.'' A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux Fell in love with a dashing young beau. To arrest his regard She would squat in his yard And longingly pee in the sneaux. Have you heard of those trollops of Birmingham And the scandal that's currently concerning'em? How they lift the frock And tickle the cock Of the bishop while he was confirming 'em? There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring. |