My name is Monica French.My name is Monica French. Although my identity is not really pertinent to the story you're about to read, I feel that it's important to tell you that I am a real person. At some point you will undoubtedly begin to suspect that this story is a fabrication -- that I have made it up for some prurient reason. I assure you that every word is the truth, and I hope that you will not think me bold for relating it in this way. My primary motive is to provide you with an account of the bizarre consequences I recently experienced as a result of a simple clerical error. |