"Hell, we're not homos," I snorted, "but if I had to choose between sucking 'Dozer off or sticking my dick in a revolting whale like YOU, no contest, 'Dozer's CUTER!" 'Dozer and I bolted out the front door, screaming "rhino-butt" at the top of our lungs, his sister's yells fading behind us."Hell, we're not homos," I snorted, "but if I had to choose between sucking 'Dozer off or sticking my dick in a revolting whale like YOU, no contest, 'Dozer's CUTER!" 'Dozer and I bolted out the front door, screaming "rhino-butt" at the top of our lungs, his sister's yells fading behind us. We hit the bus stop panting. "Pretty fast for a fat-boy," I complimented him. Dozer was red-faced and wheezing, but he really was amazingly agile. The football coach had been trying to recruit him for three years but 'Dozer was more anti-social than even me, and kept telling him in so many words, to get laid. "Yeah..." He was wheezing, sweating even in the cold early November chill. "You're not too... bad yourself... for... a FAG!" * We were still laughing and punching each other when we got to Todd's house around three that Sunday afternoon; I introduced 'Dozer, I even remembered to call him 'George'. Todd's mother could've cared less that 'Dozer was there, she was going out, as usual. She told us Todd was upstairs in his room doing homework. Free babysitting my ass! Todd would pay for it with HIS, you could count on it. She did give us $5 to send out for pizza. "If it's ok with your mothers you boys can stay for dinner," this crazy lady told me and 'Dozer. "I won't be back too late, I'll call; I'll be glad to give you boys a ride home." And she was outta there in a shot. As soon as she was gone, 'Dozer and me started rummaging through her fridge, helping ourselves to a couple sodas, a jar of pickles, a bag of potato chips from her well-stocked pantry. We sat at the kitchen table, chowing down this rich bitch's junkfood. Dozer was acting kind of squirrelly, picking at his zits and belching around his soda. And he was usually pretty talkative, especially about sex; Christ, sex was our bond, we were both out to get what we wanted. "I'm getting bored 'Doze," I told him. "Well finish your coke, let's go... do it..." he got kind of red. "Asshole!" I laughed, "I meant I was bored with fucking the kid, I want to try something new. |