Me and 'Dozer we were kindred spirits; he moved into the neighborhood when we were five.Me and 'Dozer we were kindred spirits; he moved into the neighborhood when we were five. He was still called 'Georgie' back then, but people started calling him 'Dozer because of his penchant for barrelling down the sidewalk on his tricycle and running into anyone in his way. Short for "bulldozer" maybe? The first time I met him was when the two of us just spontaneously, without even speaking, chased down Mary Catherine McCray and pulled her panties down to find out what girls' parts looked like. She was a very desirable older woman, a first-grader, and we were kindergarten babies; we had a good grope with stubby little fingers before a couple of her myriad older brothers pulled us off her and beat the crap out of us; they told their mother who beat the crap out of us, she told her old man who beat the crap out of us, and he told the whole goddamn neighborhood that we were a couple of hoodlum perverts. We HAD to be friends then; no-one else in the neighborhood was allowed to play with us for the rest of eternity. I'd been reaming old Todd for a couple weeks before I felt like sharing him with 'Dozer. I mean, sure he was my pal, my compadre, all that shit, but this was SEX, man. I was thirteen, and I'd found me a regular piece of ass, I didn't want to risk a good thing, and mostly I wasn't sure if he'd think I was a perv, a fag, a homo, a fairy, queer-bait, you know. Me and 'Dozer had twice been nailed for chasing down girls on the playground and groping them behind the bushes that ran the length of the property; I mean big fucking deal, it's not like we raped them or anything, we were only in third grade the first time we cornered that little first grader, and it was fifth grade when we caught Tracy Weinman from the fourth, she was already growing titties and I don't know about 'Doze, but I just HAD to touch them. Normal curiosity. We cornered a lot of little boys too; we beat up our share of sissies and faggots after school, and it sure got ME hard, groping between their legs and making them cry. |